My Wife’s Little Buddy (8 weeks old)
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.
I was always afraid of Ohio
A girl at work has been trying to get me fired through slander about drugs and thievery since i started working ere and its still going on Wow i thought we were adults here B(
#Homer Simpson don’t give a crap about homosexuality.
there’s something bothering me about this place…the girl in green becomes black in the last gif. ಠ_ಠ
And the girl at the bar suddenly has a tattoo.
Lesbians are not bound to the same laws as you mere mortals
gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats
My Maine Coon cat snuggling her hour old kittens. Thought this belonged here
hearing your voice through a recording